Taiwan or Bust!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Modern Toilet

Filed under: Food — Jesse @ 10:59 pm

So Vanesa and I ate at a restaurant called Modern Toilet today. Yes, that’s the actual name. And no, it’s not some horrendous English translation of the Chinese name. Here’s the link to their website.

I had the Pork Chops Cordon Bleu and Vanesa had the Smokin’ Chicken. The meals came served on a plate that was resting in the bowl of a little plastic commode. It was served with rice, soup, iced tea, and dessert. The dessert was chocolate/vanilla swirl soft-serve ice cream served in a little plastic replica of the “squatter” type toilets that are so common here in Taiwan.

The seats you sit on are all real porcelain toilets minus the tank. The bigger tables were full-sized bathtubs sitting under a glass table. Our small table was a basin under glass.

The food wasn’t at all shitty (zing!) and was actually very good. Portions were very good sized and we were both full after the meal. It was also pretty reasonably priced. The total meal ran NT$380, which is about US$13.

The most ironic thing in the restaurant was the bathroom. It was boring and understated and get this, it only had a squatter style toilet. What’s up with that?

At any rate, I think we’ll probably end up eating there a couple of more times before we leave at the end of next month. We didn’t have a camera but here’s a weblog that has some photos of one of the locations in Taipei.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Fire in the Hole!!!

Filed under: Food — Jesse @ 2:43 pm

Jim (my roommate), our friend Frikkie, and I went bowling one night. Before we rolled, Frikkie decided to hit up the vending machine for a cold can of Coca-Cola. The vending machine, on the other hand, had different ideas and Frikkie received the following in exchange for his hard earned NT$20.


Somewhat dismayed, he decided to roll the dice and try again. This time, the vending machine was far more kind and dispensed the beverage of his choosing. Being the nice guy that he is, Frikkie offered me the can of sarsaparilla and I graciously accepted.

Upon further inspection of the can, my eyes were drawn to a caveat printed on one side.


After carefully pondering the instruction, I decided the safe play at this juncture would be to heed the caution. Far be it from me to ignore a direct order. I cracked open the tab, took a look around the crowded alley, and did my duty before tilting the bottom of the can skyward. I shudder to think what might have become of me had I not followed the charge placed upon me.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Seafood Ice Cream

Filed under: Food — Jesse @ 6:09 pm

Ryne has an interesting entry about a new food fad in Taiwan… seafood shaved ice. I’ve had regular shaved ice here and I’ll admit, it’s pretty darned good. The strawberry is espcially tasty, as is the mango. I’m not to sure what I’d think about the seafood variety. I was in Taipei visiting a Taiwanese friend and her sister today and I happened to mention something about this new and exciting snack. My friend offered to take me up to Keelung for a sampling but I respectfully declined. The more I think about it, however, the more I think I’d like to at least try it. You know, just to say I ate it. I mean, how many people, especially in the United States, can say that they’ve eaten seafood flavored ice cream? At any rate, if I ever do get a chance to taste it, I’ll be sure to file a report.

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Mmm… canine… arglarglargl…

Filed under: Food — Jesse @ 1:22 am

My friends Mandy, Andrea, Carrie, and I were cruising a local street market one fine evening and came across this fashion slash culinary statement.

Sounds tasty but I think I’ll pass. To tell the truth, I sometimes wonder if maybe I’ve unknowingly followed the instructions given by this t-shirt.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Supau!

Filed under: Food — Jesse @ 3:20 pm

Welcome to the food and drink entry in this weblog. Thus far, I have really been enjoying the food. I have grown to love rice which is a good thing because it’s eaten with almost every meal. A few times, we have been treated to American food, but I prefer to eat Chinese food these days. However, the American food isn’t typical of what you’d find in the States. For instance, we had pizza for dinner last night. There were six different kinds to choose from. The best was of course the Hawaiian style. It had a little something extra to go along with the pineapple and ham. The first was pizza sauce. Yes, you read that correctly… pizza sauce. Most pizza you can buy here on the island doesn’t have pizza sauce on it. Weird, I know. But it’s not a bad thing. It’s absence is hardly noticeable.

The second interesting thing on the Hawaiian style pizza was shrimp. I’m sure there some of those trendy pizza joints in the U.S. such as California Pizza Kitchen server their pies with that sort of stuff but I can honestly say I’ve never heard of such a thing. Of course, maybe I’m just a sheltered hick from the backwoods of South Dakota. At any rate, I found the shrimp to be a quite welcome addition.

Other flavors we had to choose from were something called “Surf and Turf” (you can probably guess what’s was on that one), teriyaki beef, peppered beef, and one kind that had corn on it. Needless to say, corn on pizza doesn’t really turn my crank so I neglected to sample that variety. Still, I found most of the different types of pizza to be quite enjoyable. However, I think I’d rather eat Chinese food.

That brings us to beverages. To quote a movie, “I mean they got the same stuff over there that they got here, but it’s just – it’s just there it’s a little different.” For instance, you can get basic soft drinks such as Coke and Sprite but you can’t get the more “exotic” flavors of soda. For instance, I’ve yet to see Mt. Dew or Dr. Pepper. I’m not sure how Miles is getting by with out his beloved Mt. Dew. Who knows, maybe they have that in China. All I know is that you can’t find it here. Some of the more popular soda is from a company called Hey Song. Their cola tastes like Coke or Pepsi but it’s got a bit of a cinnamon after taste. It’s quite interesting.

Bottle iced tea is of course a rather large industry here as well. However, you won’t find the fruit flavored varieties that you might find in the US. Most of it is more traditional, such as green tea, black tea, etc. Other more interesting varieties include bubble tea, which is basically tea mixed with milk. The interesting part is what you’ll find in the bottom of the cup… little balls of tapioca. It feels a little weird the first time you suck a tapioca ball into your mouth but it’s really quite good. It’s one of my favorite drinks here.

However, it’s not anywhere close to my favorite beverage; Super Supau or what I affectionately refer to as “The nectar of the gods.”

  

  

Basically, it’s nothing more than lemon-lime Gatorade but for some reason, it tastes a heck of a lot better. I have no idea why. I’ve since stopped trying to discern the difference. All I know is that it’s by far my Taiwanese drink of choice. Good stuff.

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